Running Jokes and Quotes

The lighter side.  If you've got a good joke or quote to share, send it in

"Start slowly, then taper off."  -- Walt Stack, racing advice

"I felt great and I didn't barf or anything." -- Anonymous woman finisher at the 1994 Bloomsday Run

"Why couldn't Pheidippides have died here?" -- Frank Shorter's comment to Kenny Moore at the 16-mile mark in one of Shorter's first marathons.

"I run, therefore I am." -- Our own Dr. Vic during a rare philosophical moment.

"I think, therefore I am...not like Dr. Vic.  Anonymous Roman Runner.

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